I had a big fuckload of batteries in the pockets of my cardigan, so the cardigan hung down. I had a swagger. A cardigan with a swagger, right? Can you imagine getting knocked the fuck out by a dude in a cardigan? I looked like your granddad.
I had a big fuckload of batteries in the pockets of my cardigan, so the cardigan hung down. I had a swagger. A cardigan with a swagger, right? Can you imagine getting knocked the fuck out by a dude in a cardigan? I looked like your granddad.

I’m already sold but I added a few of my own.
102. More time to eat cheesecake.
103. You can see the Avengers for the fourteenth time.
104. You’re not having sex with Kate Upton so why bother with it at all?
105. No awkwardness between you and your pets because they watch you have sex.
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It’s odd thinking about death while being an atheist. To understand that afterward, you are simply not. Dawkins and Hitchens both know that what is coming is permanent. There is no happy ending, with no chance of reunion or redemption in some other place. Death will be a final parting, permanent and absolute. In that embrace, it’s not just that Hitchens means a great deal to Dawkins. It’s knowing that soon, they’ll be separated by eternity. And yet, in infinite time and space, two motes of consciousness, against unfathomable odds, simply had the opportunity to enjoy a brief lucidity of life and touch each other in some small way before returning forever to the endless naught. Honestly, there is absolutely nothing more important than the realization that this life, the single life we have, is all and everything that we will ever have; when it’s over, it’s over. In a way, it gives life more sanctity and meaning than any religion could dream.
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That’s how I eat my pizza too
I seriously have to up my pizza eating swagger.
How I eat my favorite topping of pizza
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Well this strikes a chord…
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